Performance Review

Written by Rosamund Small
Performer and creator Rosamund Small sips a small green coffee cap, her pinky finger daintily held in the air. Small, a 30ish white woman with long dark brown hair, wears a blue apron over a white blouse. She is behind a coffee shop counter, surround by coffee shop paraphernalia.

PERFORMANCE REVIEW

An Outside the March Experience

Created and performed by Rosamund Small
Directed by Mitchell Cushman

On a young woman’s first day at her first job, a man tips her $15. The next day, he tips her $100. Then $150. She’s not THAT good at making cappuccinos. 

So begins the first of seven stories about seven worst days at seven jobs by award-winning playwright Rosamund Small. Performance Review is a shockingly-funny and just plain shocking examination of power dynamics and sexual violence in the workplace in the style of Phoebe Waller-Bridge’s Fleabag and Sarah Polley’s Run Toward the Danger, “and,” says Small, “stay with me here… also with inspiration from The Communist Manifesto.” 

Performance Review is told intimately and immediately by Small herself as she serves coffee to a 30-person audience in real time at Dundas West’s Morning Parade Coffee Bar. Inspired by true events, it marks her return to writing a new play after seven years working in television and as an educator—and will feature her first-ever turn as a live performer. 

Why would she do that to herself? “There’s no intermediary,” says Small. “It’s honest. When I go to the theatre I want to feel like the artist is really there with me. Like we give a shit about each other. And I want to have a good time. You’ll have a good time!”

You will. The project is directed by OtM Artistic Director Mitchell Cushman. It features production design by Anahita Dehbonehie and sound design and composition by Heidi Chan, both long-time OtM collaborators whose work on last year’s A Public Reading of an Unproduced Screenplay About the Death of Walt Disney was celebrated as “Best Designed Production of the Year” by the Toronto Theatre Critics Awards. The piece is production managed by OtM Director of Production Tori Morrison, who has led production on all of OtM’s recent work. 

  • February 27 - March 30, 2025

Morning Parade Coffee Bar
256 Crawford St.

CREATIVE TEAM

Performance Review
An Outside the March Experience
Created and performed by Rosamund Small

Director: Mitchell Cushman
Production Designer: Anahita Dehbonehie
Sound Designer and Composer: Heidi Chan
Assistant Director: Keavy Lynch
Dramaturg: Morgan Gardner

Stage Manager: Dylan Tate-Howarth
Production Manager: Tori Morrison
Technical Director: Sebastian Marziali

Producer: Lucy Coren
Associate Producer: Laura McCallum
Production Marketing: Griffin McInnes
Marketing Associate: John Wamsley
Access and Venue Guide: Allie Wood

Poster Illustration: Chloe Cushman
Additional Poster Design: Jared Olsever
Promotional Photography: Wade Muir

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